Um, when did everyone get their shit together?
Somehow when I was busy looking for my keys, everyone else found everlasting love and meaningful careers (or at least make six figures). And now they're even making tiny humans. They have multiple degrees and manage people at work. They do yoga. They compost. And dry clean their clothes.
Meanwhile, some of us had cereal and cheese for dinner, don’t have a retirement account, haven’t seen the dentist since 2009, and resort to wearing swimsuit bottoms on laundry day. We go on awkward online dates even though they suck because we don't want to be forever alone. We're still figuring out what we want to be when we grow up - if we should go to grad school, become a therapist, or be a barista. We lock ourselves out of the apartment. And always forget to get cash.
So don’t worry if you're feeling a little behind in life - you’re definitely not alone. Come on over and we can drink whiskey out of mugs (sorry, ran out of clean cups) and have a good laugh at our bumbling mishaps.
It’s OK, my shit’s a mess too.
- 4.75" x 4.75" (folded)
- Blank inside
- Letterpress printed and painted in by hand
- Paired with a recycled kraft envelope
Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you.