Your Thirties (Are Better Than Your Twenties) Letterpress Card

Everyone says that your thirties are better than your twenties. And worse hangovers and inexplicable lower back pain aside, it's really true.

Card Text:

YOUR THIRTIES
Pros:

• Generally better at doing things, like cooking and being a good friend
• Less angst about everything, like your looks and others' opinions
• Friends who are family
• Overall smarter life decisions, like wearing sunscreen
• Been through some shit and come out a more empathetic person
  
• Knowing what you don't know, and being able to laugh when you mess it up
• Real furniture
  
• Lots of low-key fun and in bed by midnight

Cons:

• Everything hurts
• More responsibility
• Places are too loud
• Hangovers are worse

Overall: Better than your twenties

Happy Birthday!

Product Specs

• 4.75" x 4.75" folded card
• Blank inside
• Letterpress printed on luxe soft white cardstock
• Paired with a recycled kraft envelope

Printed by hand on an antique letterpress in Brooklyn, New York. Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you.

Postage: square envelopes require additional postage

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