Your Thirties (Are Better Than Your Twenties) Letterpress Card

Everyone says that your thirties are better than your twenties.  And worse hangovers and inexplicable lower back pain aside, it's really true.  

 

 

YOUR THIRTIES

Pros:

• Generally better at doing things - cooking, being a friend, etc.
• Less angst about everything, like your looks and other people's opinions
• Friends who are family
• Sensible shoes
• Knowing there's a lot you don't know - and being able to laugh when you mess it up
• Been through some shit and come out a more empathetic person
• Lots of low-key fun and still in bed by midnight
• Real furniture
• Overall smarter life decisions, like wearing sunscreen
• More and better love - including for yourself

Cons:

• Everything hurts
• Generally more responsibility
• Places are too loud
• Hangovers are worse 

Overall: Better than your twenties

Happy Birthday!

Product Specs

• 4.75" x 4.75" folded card
• Blank inside
• Letterpress printed on luxe soft white cardstock
• Paired with a recycled kraft envelope

Printed by hand on an antique letterpress in Brooklyn, New York.  Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you.

Postage: square envelopes require a $0.70 stamp 

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