Your Thirties (Are Better Than Your Twenties) Letterpress Card

$5.50

Everyone says that your thirties are better than your twenties. And worse hangovers and inexplicable lower back pain aside, it's really true.

Card Text:

YOUR THIRTIES

Pros:

Generally better at doing things - cooking, being a friend, etc.
Less angst about everything, like your looks and other people's opinions
Friends who are family
Sensible shoes
Knowing there's a lot you don't know - and being able to laugh when you mess it up
Been through some shit and come out a more empathetic person
Lots of low-key fun and still in bed by midnight
Real furniture
Overall smarter life decisions, like wearing sunscreen
More and better love - including for yourself

Cons:

Everything hurts
Generally more responsibility
Places are too loud
Hangovers are worse

Overall: Better than your twenties

Happy Birthday!

Product Specs

4.75" x 4.75" (folded)
Blank inside
Letterpress printed
Paired with a recycled kraft envelope

Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you.

Postage: square envelopes require a $0.70 stamp

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