Thoughtful sympathy card for someone going through a tough time that has a white background and black text that reads, "Fuck You, Universe. And anyone who tells you that this is all part of a bigger plan. Because if it is, it's a shitty fucking plan and I'd like to punch whoever's plan this is."

Fuck You, Universe Sympathy Card - Letterpress Printed

SKU: GL-103

$6

A sympathy card that just calls it for what it is -- if this is all part of a larger plan, it's a shitty fucking plan.

Card Text

Fuck You, Universe *

* And anyone who tells you that this is all part of a bigger plan. Because if it is, it's a shitty fucking plan and I'd like to punch whoever's plan this is.


  • 4.75" x 4.75" folded card
  • Blank inside
  • Letterpress printed by hand on an antique printing press in Brooklyn, NY
  • Printed on luxe soft white cardstock
  • Paired with a 5" recycled kraft envelope and open cello sleeve
  • Square envelopes require additional postage

Kwohtations is proudly a woman-owned and AAPI-owned small business, and inclusivity is at the core of everything we create. We print our letterpress cards by hand in Brooklyn, NY, so each one is truly a labor of love.

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Ariel Watriss
Important life card.

I run out of this one the most- because so many people I know need it at different times.

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Teresa

Love it the quotes are amazing

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Catherine Greeley
Most Unique Cards

These sympathy cards are the most thoughtful and unique. Recipients grieving always mention how much they appreciate the words.

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Judy McGuane

Especially appropriate for younger people—

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Charlene

I bought these cards for a friend who recently lost her 26 year old son. I dont have the words but the cards say just want is in my heart. Thank you!!!

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