Your Thirties (Are Better Than Your Twenties) Letterpress Card

Your Thirties (Are Better Than Your Twenties) Letterpress Card

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Everyone says that your thirties are better than your twenties.  And worse hangovers and inexplicable lower back pain aside, it's really true.  
 
Card Text:
 
YOUR THIRTIES
Pros:
  • Generally better at doing things - cooking, being a friend, etc.
  • Less angst about everything, like your looks and other people's opinions
  • Friends who are family
  • Sensible shoes
  • Knowing there's a lot you don't know - and being able to laugh when you mess it up
  • Been through some shit and come out a more empathetic person
  • Lots of low-key fun and still in bed by midnight
  • Real furniture
  • Overall smarter life decisions, like wearing sunscreen
  • More and better love - including for yourself
Cons:
  • Everything hurts
  • Generally more responsibility
  • Places are too loud
  • Hangovers are worse 

Overall: Better than your twenties

Happy Birthday!

Product Specs
  • 4.75" x 4.75" (folded)
  • Blank inside
  • Letterpress printed
  • Paired with a recycled kraft envelope

Due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. Like you.

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